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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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