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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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