Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.