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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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