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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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