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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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