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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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