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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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