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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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