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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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