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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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