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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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