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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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