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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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