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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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