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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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