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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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