Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.