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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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