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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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