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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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