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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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