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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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