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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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