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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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