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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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