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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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