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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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