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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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