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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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