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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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