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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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