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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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