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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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