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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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