Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.