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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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