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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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