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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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