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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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