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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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