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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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