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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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