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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁
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