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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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