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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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