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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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