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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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