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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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