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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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