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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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