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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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