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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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