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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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