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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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