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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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