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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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