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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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