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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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