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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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