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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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