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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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