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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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