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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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