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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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